Me: God, my hair looks bad today.
Max: Do you think you need a bump-it?
Me: Where did you hear of that? No, I think my hair is too short.
Max: That’s ok, they have mini bump-its.
Max: Mom, I have five hearts – one for you, one for Dad, one for Ellie, one for Josh and one for Reuben.
Me: Oh, Max, that is so sweet!
Max: And, I also have five lungs….
As we are about to race uphill..
Max: Do you really think you can beat me, you little pipsqueak?!