I’m beginning to doubt the validity of most of Max’s statements. Yesterday he told me he watched a television show at his dad’s house about two battling armies of socks – one group black socks and one green. The black socks had laser weapons, but the green socks could only retaliate with guns that emitted farts. He said the name of the show was ‘Socks in the City’. If you can confirm the existence of such a program it would go a long way towards re-establishing Max’s reputation.