(As we are driving by a shirtless man..)
Max: Sometimes cool guys take their shirts off. And strong men.
Me: Yes, society says it’s ok for guys to take off their shirts in public, but not women.
Max: Why not?
Me: (awkwardly) Well, because women have breasts.
Max: (pointing out the window at well endowed male jogger on the street) But, that guy has breasts and he has his shirt off.
Me: I don’t make the rules, Max, I just report them.