Max: Mom, want me to teach you how to talk in fart?
Monthly Archives: December 2011
While looking at Reuben’s Sesame Street ‘one of these thing just doesn’t belong’ card….
Max: It’s the snail. The other stuff belongs at a party.
Me: (playing devil’s advocate?) Well, what if it’s a snail party? Snails belong at a snail party.
Max: Mom! Snails can’t go to parties! They go so slow that by the time they get there the party is over!
Max: When is the Count going to kill somebody or suck their blood? I’d like to see a Sesame Street where they act like real people and the Count hunts them all down and kills them.
While examining a picture of my parents from… well, a long time ago.
Max: Is this your mom?
Max: She looks like a hot lady.