Monthly Archives: December 2011

Bilingual

Max: Mom, want me to teach you how to talk in fart?

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Snail Party

While looking at Reuben’s Sesame Street ‘one of these thing just doesn’t belong’ card….

Max: It’s the snail. The other stuff belongs at a party.

Me: (playing devil’s advocate?) Well, what if it’s a snail party? Snails belong at a snail party.

Max: Mom! Snails can’t go to parties! They go so slow that by the time they get there the party is over!

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Reality T.V.

Max: When is the Count going to kill somebody or suck their blood? I’d like to see a Sesame Street where they act like real people and the Count hunts them all down and kills them.

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My Mother would be delighted, I’m sure.

While examining a picture of my parents from… well, a long time ago.

Max: Is this your mom?

Me: Yes.

Max: She looks like a hot lady.

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