While looking at Reuben’s Sesame Street ‘one of these thing just doesn’t belong’ card….
Max: It’s the snail. The other stuff belongs at a party.
Me: (playing devil’s advocate?) Well, what if it’s a snail party? Snails belong at a snail party.
Max: Mom! Snails can’t go to parties! They go so slow that by the time they get there the party is over!