Me: So, my sister said that when we visit her in Houston, we can see the rodeo!
Max: Awesome! Are those with bulls or cows?
Me: Bulls. But, you know bulls are the boy versions of cows.
Max: I’d rather be a bull than a cow! Which would you rather be?
Me: (slight hesitation, thinking that neither one sounds especially appealing…) Ummmm…
Max: REALLY? You’d rather be a fat cow with people pulling on your vagina all day long?
(a brief lesson in cow anatomy follows…)