That is Bull.

Me:  So,  my sister said that when we visit her in Houston, we can see the rodeo!

Max:  Awesome! Are those with bulls or cows?

Me:  Bulls. But, you know bulls are the boy versions of cows.

Max: I’d rather be a bull than a cow! Which would you rather be?

Me:  (slight hesitation, thinking that neither one sounds especially appealing…) Ummmm…

Max: REALLY? You’d rather be a fat cow with people pulling on your vagina all day long?

(a brief lesson in cow anatomy follows…)

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