Me: How was school today?
Max: Well, I am about to faint!
Me: What happened?
Max: A girl has a crush on me!
Me: Oh my God! Who??
Max: Janeth! She gave me a present and told me she wanted to kiss me!
Max: So, we are probably going to get married.
Me: Small wedding or big?
Max: Oh, small…so we don’t have to be embarrassed in front of too many people.
Me: You know, you’ll have to kiss her at the wedding.
Max: I know!! As soon as we get home, I am going to write her a love letter. And then I am going to start exercising.
Max: So, I can get all buff for her! ….Mom, how do you spell Janeth?