Monthly Archives: April 2012

Oh, They’re Down There…

(Max is peering into a sewer grate.)

Me: What are you doing?

Max: Looking for alligators.

Me: Oh, come on.

Max: Seriously – the police put alligators into the sewers!

Me: Why would they do that?

Max: Because they are trying to keep people out of there.

Me: Why would anyone want to go down into the sewers??

Max: Because there is cool stuff down there!

Me: Like what??

Max: (shrugs) Alligators.

Advertisements

Leave a comment

Filed under children, Conversations, humor

The Hills are Alive…

Max: (singing) The bear went over the mountain!
Wow, I can’t believe I have that singing voice.

Me: You mean, that you are so good?

Max: No, just what it sounds like. I really sound like a woman.

Leave a comment

Filed under children, Conversations, humor

Oh Deer.

Max: Ms. Malik said that one time she hit a deer with her car.

Me: Yikes! (After a pause.) Know what you should say if you hit a deer? “OH DEER!”

Max: Hitting deers is not a joke. There’s nothing funny about it. You should be ashamed.

Me: I am.

Leave a comment

Filed under children, Conversations, humor