Monthly Archives: July 2013

Counting

Reuben: I had to count to 100 today at school.

Josh: Wow, that’s a lot of numbers! You know every number up to 100?

Reuben: Yes.

Josh: Even 60?

Reuben: (Laughing) That’s not a real number!

Josh: It’s not? What comes after 59?

Reuben: (calmly confident) 30

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Hmmm….

Reuben: I want to watch a movie. Right now.

Me: Well, I want my son to take a nap right now.

Reuben: Get a new son.

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