Monthly Archives: September 2013

Words of Wisdom

Me: (climbing up the stairs and wincing because I did a few lunges yesterday after not doing any for a lo.n.g time…) Yikes!

Reuben: What yikes?

Me: Eh, my butt hurts.

Reuben: Maybe you have to poop. That’s what happens to me sometimes.

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The Practical Side of Cannibalism

Me: We have to stop by the supermarket.

Max: Oh God, why??

Me: Because I don’t have anything to eat for me, Josh or Ellie.

Max: Why don’t you all just eat each other.

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Talking Sweater

Me: What do you think of this sweater I just tried on?

Max: Let me look… yeah, yeah, it’s talkin’ to me.

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