Monthly Archives: October 2013

Blurred Lyrics

Reuben: (singing Blurred Lines) Good girl! I know you want it…… So come and get it…..!

Me: Hey! You shouldn’t be singing that song! You’re too young to be singing that song. You don’t even know what it means!

Reuben: Yes, I do!

Me: What’s it about, then?

Reuben: It’s about a man calling his dog to dinner!

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October 21, 2013 · 5:51 pm

PMS

Decided to explain the concept of PMS to the boys this morning. After I sat on and broke a pair of my sunglasses and screamed “God Damn it Fucking Fucker of Fuck it all” while hurling the pieces across the front seat of the car, I figured it was prudent.

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