Monthly Archives: December 2013

Thanks.

Reuben: Mommy, well, maybe you might cry about this, but the eyeshadow on your eyelids makes you look dead.

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Xmas Thoughts….

Waiting on an hour long line to see Santa. With no intention of buying pictures. And I have to pee. And, I’m Jewish.

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Say no more.

Reuben: Don’t hug me because I just farted. Continue reading

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Makes Sense to Me

Max: So, I have my whole life figured out. I am going to go to college, get a job I enjoy, live with you for a year, you know, to save up some money, then move out, get married, have a family, plan my retirement early and enjoy myself.

Me: Wow, that actually sounds great. Why doesn’t everyone do that?

Max: Not sure.

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