Reuben: Mommy, well, maybe you might cry about this, but the eyeshadow on your eyelids makes you look dead.
Monthly Archives: December 2013
Waiting on an hour long line to see Santa. With no intention of buying pictures. And I have to pee. And, I’m Jewish.
Max: So, I have my whole life figured out. I am going to go to college, get a job I enjoy, live with you for a year, you know, to save up some money, then move out, get married, have a family, plan my retirement early and enjoy myself.
Me: Wow, that actually sounds great. Why doesn’t everyone do that?
Max: Not sure.