How Babies are Made

Attempting to explain ‘how babies are made’ (*lite)

Me: Reuben, do you know where you were before you were born?

Reuben: In your belly.

Me: That’s right! Do you know how you got there?

Reuben: You ate me.

Me: That sounds logical, but no! Mommy and Daddy made you together!

Reuben: Out of paint?

Me: Um, no. Maybe we should continue this another time.

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