Attempting to explain ‘how babies are made’ (*lite)
Me: Reuben, do you know where you were before you were born?
Reuben: In your belly.
Me: That’s right! Do you know how you got there?
Reuben: You ate me.
Me: That sounds logical, but no! Mommy and Daddy made you together!
Reuben: Out of paint?
Me: Um, no. Maybe we should continue this another time.