Reuben: What’s your favorite Beatle?
Me: Oh, definitely George. For a long time it was Paul, and then I switched to John, you know during my rebellious teen years, but finally realized how great George was the whole time.
Reuben: What are you talking about? I wanted to know your favorite Beetle.
Me: Oh, like the cars? You mean like the classic, new or newer models? I really like the old ones, but the really new ones look very cool too.
Reuben: No, no, no. Your favorite beetle!
Me: Like, a bug?
Me: Um, I don’t think I have one.
Reuben: Mine is the green kind.