Me: So, now that I’m 40, I had to go get a mammogram today.
Max: What’s that?
Me: They squish your boobs in between the plates of this machine to take pictures of the insides and make sure they are healthy.
Me: The lady there had to squish my boobs with her hands. She must do that to 100 women a day.
Max: I think I just found my perfect job.