Category Archives: Conversations

Afraid

6YO: What are you most afraid of?

Me: People asking me too many questions.

6YO: And, what else?

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Carving Water-o-melons?

6YO: I wish there was something called ‘Summerween’ because I love Halloween so much I want to celebrate it twice.

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Being Nice to Girls

6YO: You can’t hit girls.

Me: That’s right.

6YO:…..but you can trip them!

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Emergency

6YO: Mom, I have an emergency.

Me: What??

6YO: One of my arms is longer than the other.

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Movie Critic

Me: Want to see a movie?

6YO: Maybe. What did it get on Rotten Tomatoes?

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Wrong Side of the Road

Dad: Hey, here’s a tricky question for you – what side of the road do British people drive on?

10YO: Um, both sides?

Dad: No- uh, wait….

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Magic Smells

6YO: Hey Mommy, if you say ‘smelly armpits’ really fast, it sounds like a Harry Potter magic spell.

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