6yo: I’m Albert Einstein!! I’m the guy who invented Times Square!!
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Me: What did your brother say that was so funny this morning??
10YO: Rachael, you really need to learn to write these down right away.
Reuben: Mom, when is Gary coming to visit?
Me: I have no idea. Probably late afternoon.
Reuben: So.. you do have an idea.
Max: What’s going on with your hair?
Me: You don’t like it?
Max: Well, not really.
Me: What are you, a hairstylist now?
Max: I know good hair. I mean, look at mine.
Max (age nine): So, we had a pre-test in grammar today. Man, I didn’t know half of what they were asking us! One of the questions was ‘what word should you use to get two other words together?’ I had no idea, so I wrote ‘sex.’
Me: Why aren’t you eating?? What are you waiting for? For me to get mad and yell?
Max: I’m waiting for Christmas!