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Good Hair.

Max: What’s going on with your hair?

Me: You don’t like it?

Max: Well, not really.

Me: What are you, a hairstylist now?

Max: I know good hair. I mean, look at mine.

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What a Boob

Me: So, now that I’m 40, I had to go get a mammogram today.

Max: What’s that?

Me: They squish your boobs in between the plates of this machine to take pictures of the insides and make sure they are healthy.

(general snickering)

Me: The lady there had to squish my boobs with her hands. She must do that to 100 women a day.

Max: I think I just found my perfect job.

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Conjunctions

Max (age nine): So, we had a pre-test in grammar today. Man, I didn’t know half of what they were asking us! One of the questions was ‘what word should you use to get two other words together?’ I had no idea, so I wrote ‘sex.’

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No, really, I actually care

Me: Do you think I am forcing you to wear a heavy jacket today to be mean? Or do you think it might be because it’s cold out and I care about you so I want you to be warm?

Max: Wait, what was the first one again?

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