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Carving Water-o-melons?

6YO: I wish there was something called ‘Summerween’ because I love Halloween so much I want to celebrate it twice.

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Emergency

6YO: Mom, I have an emergency.

Me: What??

6YO: One of my arms is longer than the other.

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Movie Critic

Me: Want to see a movie?

6YO: Maybe. What did it get on Rotten Tomatoes?

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Wrong Side of the Road

Dad: Hey, here’s a tricky question for you – what side of the road do British people drive on?

10YO: Um, both sides?

Dad: No- uh, wait….

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Magic Smells

6YO: Hey Mommy, if you say ‘smelly armpits’ really fast, it sounds like a Harry Potter magic spell.

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Charlie Parker’s Secret Identity

Me: I knew someone who named their kid after Charlie Parker.

6YO: Who’s that? Spiderman’s cousin?

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How to be Manly

10YO: Reuben, in order to be manly, you need to have hair like a man.

5YO: I have hair.

10YO: Not on your arms and legs. That’s manly.

5YO: I am a man.

10YO: No, you have to be at least 17 or maybe even 18 to be a man.

5YO: You’re not a man.

10YO: Not yet, but I’m manly. My arms and legs are pretty hairy.

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