6YO: I wish there was something called ‘Summerween’ because I love Halloween so much I want to celebrate it twice.
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6YO: Mom, I have an emergency.
6YO: One of my arms is longer than the other.
Me: Want to see a movie?
6YO: Maybe. What did it get on Rotten Tomatoes?
Dad: Hey, here’s a tricky question for you – what side of the road do British people drive on?
10YO: Um, both sides?
Dad: No- uh, wait….
6YO: Hey Mommy, if you say ‘smelly armpits’ really fast, it sounds like a Harry Potter magic spell.
Me: I knew someone who named their kid after Charlie Parker.
6YO: Who’s that? Spiderman’s cousin?
10YO: Reuben, in order to be manly, you need to have hair like a man.
5YO: I have hair.
10YO: Not on your arms and legs. That’s manly.
5YO: I am a man.
10YO: No, you have to be at least 17 or maybe even 18 to be a man.
5YO: You’re not a man.
10YO: Not yet, but I’m manly. My arms and legs are pretty hairy.
Reuben: Mom, I can cough whenever I want. Is that a special gift?
Reuben: Mom, when you were a kid, were Sponge Bob cartoons in black and white?
Reuben: (while going through my wallet) What is this?
Me: That’s my driver’s license.
Reuben: You look the same!
Me: Thanks! That was taken 7 years ago. So I was only 33.
Reuben: Well, you look 40! Same as now!
Me: Um, thanks.